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  • 28Jun

    Put out metal garbage on the wrong day in Japan. Had a geezer come out all pissed off.

    These old people have so little meaning left in their lives they will watch all people who drop off trash just to bitch about any small mistakes.

    Any foreigner planning on coming to Japan should be aware Japanese are a pretty petty culture. Be aware minor things in your home country are obsessively watched and bitched about over here. Just the down side of living here.

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  • 31May

    Today I saw three Japanese cops staked out at a quiet park at night, stopping and ticketing people who didn’t have their bike lights on.

    Holy Shit give these fuckers the death penalty its a crime against humanity!

    Your tax dollars are going to pay these 3 cops to do dick all other than bother otherwise law abiding citizens.

    God forbid if you don’t look Japanese and you’re caught on a bike at night with no light on. Don’t be surprised to be asked for your passport or foreigner registration card.

    I’ve had these wastes of tax payer money demand to see my passport for no reason in the past.

    My Japan tip of the day - Make sure you have your bike light on if you’re about to go by one of these cops otherwise the odds are pretty good you will be hasselled.

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  • 29May

    Jehovah Witness is a religion with followers all over the world. Naturally there are followers in Japan. How to handle these un-requested visitors to your home is mostly the same as in the United States. In Japan mix in some English tell them you’re not interested in English and they will usually back down.

    I had one couple knock on the door loudly one Saturday morning all full of those creepy smiles they always have, “We’re from this religious group and uhm could we leave these pamphlets with you?” I tell them in English “Sorry Not Interested” and try to close the door. The guy actually tries to  hold the door open with his hand and block me from closing it. What the fuck!?

    If you ever have problems with aggressive Jehovah Witnesses use my 2 second telemarketer rule. The second you figure out they’re Jehovah Witnesses close the door don’t give them time to read from their script.

    The problem with Jehovah Witness Recruitment tactics

    1) They are always smiling and so nice that it is uncomfortable. Normal Christians don’t do this, Normal Muslims don’t do this. Why do they do it?
    2) Those pamphlets they’re always giving out turn in to trash quick being left on trains, at bus stops and anywhere else.
    3) They do not ask if you are a devout, loyal, and happy , Protestant, Catholic, Muslim, Jew, Buddhist, etc. before they try to convert you.

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  • 29May

    Japan has strict separation requirements for Garbage. Burnable garbage, Non-Burnable Garbage, Pop cans and bottles need to be separated and put out on specific days. It’s an annoying down side of living in Japan but understandable. What’s more annoying though is making sure garbage is separated and put out on the right day is usually managed by old garbage nazi bag women who will bitch and complain every time you try to put out the trash.

    I had one hag sort through my trash fish out something that had the address and then come over just to complain their precious trash wasn’t sorted properly.

    So my tip to any foreigner living in Japan is to make sure anything with your address and name is ripped up or shredded before you throw it in the trash unless you want an old ugly worthless hag bothering you.

    And to all Nazi garbage hags find something else to give meaning to whats left of your lives.

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